Friday, November 30, 2007

This is my test post with MS WORD

European English:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where! more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as

replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Bhool Bhulayaa

The movie is a good movie by Pryadarshan, good cinematography and playback, comedy, horror and nicely put songs. All these things together haven't been seen before! but this time yes we see all these together in Bhool Bhulayaa which was supposed to be a comedy movie according to the trailers but it's a comedy+ physcological thriller. The first time I saw a sycological thriller! and it is really a film where the suspense is mentioned till the end. We had seen some films of Vidya Balan where she had done an average job but this time she has done a gr8 work, Akshay Kumar adds Light to the Dark movie, Shiney Ahuja also does gud but Rajpal Yadav could be better.

The story is like this:

The story starts in an haunted Castle where Paresh Rawal is preparing the castle for the next owner of the castle i.e Siddharth (Shiney Ahuja) He is the grand son of the king who studies in USA, and his uncle stay in a house near the castle. He arrives the next day with his wife AVNI (Vidya Balan) who is keen to know about the facts in the castle. They try to convence their uncle to stay there and they finally go in the haunted castle. There Avni while taking a round in the castle finds the haunted room.................. now she goes in with a friend of her and she sees the haunted room on the 3rd floor locked with some casted spells, She asks her friend to get the key her friend gets a duplicate of that and Avni opens that room she sees the photos of Siddharth's grand grand father the king of this castle next she finds a room inside that castle and sees the photos of the ghost she sees the ornaments she wore and goes back in the castle haul there she finds Siddharth's Friend Radha (Amisha Patel) who warns her about the room but Avni doesn't listen to her. In the great haul she sees that her friends parents are beetting her because she gave the key, After some time Misterious things start happening and Siddharth is forced to blaim his friend Radha then he approaches his friend and a sycaterist Dr. Aditya Srivastav( Akshay Kumar). He comes and sees the mysterious happenings around castle he comes to a conclusion that its a person at work. Next he listens a voice of a bengali singer who is probably dancing. He goes to the mysterious room and listens something thats feering he listens that the ghost is goin to kill Siddharth. Now he tries to find out whose doin that for that he finds a family member the brother of Radha who is now locked in a room as she was the most suspicious person. The go to Malkapur a village in central India. There in the castle the family members call a saint who comes to be the friend of Aditya. But till now Aditya, Siddharth and Sharad (A poet in the film) know about the truth and this is told to the saint also. All of them decide to keep quite and not tell any one.............................

So, on the whole the story is gud.

Bhool Bhulayaa is such film that you can watch it ones and even enjoybut ones you know the suspense its not worth watching.

I will give : 4 stars to the movie

Thursday, October 11, 2007


I found a gr8 software this evening this one converts any thing 2 iPods gud one !

Saturday, July 28, 2007

MVDIT TECH - Go Grab the Copy

The MVDIT TECH BOOK has come out with these 3 versions in the market click on their cover pages to download them:

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Back to school

Yesterday the MANAV STHAlI SCHOOL opened!
So i am back to school

Monday, July 02, 2007

Safari 3

Safari 3 Beta version was recently launched the Browser browses faster than FireFox or Opera and yes definately IE

Its Really easy to use but the main problem comes wen it crashes it crashes maybe after every 20 browses!

Good Soft. but Should improve the Crash problem

Thursday, March 22, 2007

5 Most incredible Jokes

5 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Cricket 07




With the new option of select the gameplay difficulty in stars I started with '*'stars the game aftr 2 to three days became very easy to play in 10 Overs but difficult for 50 Overs. The game gets to difficult to play until you have a big mid-order partnership if its made then you might gain in points as your partnership made a base for other. The Powerplay facilty too is available and you have a licensed Twenty20 cup to play as well as a licensed World Cup schedule. Though the games easy but it's fun to play


in game features are many and many But some drawbacks are EA has got licenship for the names, faces, likenesses and Stadia for 4 Countries other teams all have fake face, likenesses and names too but you can correct the names by going to MY Cricket and then squad mangement

The next is create player and I must say now when the've added loads of commentry names every one will get a commentry name near to his name.

The Commentry It's an OK job by Richie Banaud but flauless commentry by Mark Nicholas I Must say EA should add more commentrators

The Gameplay: 9/10 *********

The Others: 9/10 ********

Overall 99/100

Sunday, March 11, 2007


The Review:
FIFA 06 Germany Cup
*The Gameplay*
The gameplay is a solid won and you might think it's impossible to score a goal! but playing it for a week or 2 will make you comfortable
It's 3/5 good but lots to be done
*The Graphics*
The Graphics are improved and the players look the same as they were in the real game
That's 3.5/5 Still to improve
Overall 7.5/10 Make more improvements in d next

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

EA Sports NBA 07

US, November 13, 2006 - It can be difficult to measure the worth of a ported title to a newer, more powerful console. Inevitably, people will make comparisons to the previous version, gauging if the transition to the new system is any better (or different) than the original game or if any glitches or bugs have been fixed between versions. Most importantly, fans will want to know if they're missing anything by not buying the game again. In Sony's case, their first party basketball title, NBA 07 came out less than two months ago on the PS2 and PSP, and it's helping to lead the charge onto the basketball court for the PS3. But is this version of Sony's basketball title any better now that it's made the leap into the next generation, or should this game be benched for poor play?Getting Ready For the SeasonApparently, the athletes in NBA 07 paid attention in digital training camp when they made the transition from the current gen to the PS3. Simply put, both your teammates and your opponents are much smarter than they ever were on the PS2. Players now actively run their assignments as if they're actually playing basketball, closing down lanes and sticking tight to their man or their zone. A lot of the defensive issues, such as approaching an offensive player on an angle or immediately taking yourself out of the play on steal attempts, has been addressed. Now, your players will slide in front of the defender and either put a body on them or throw their hands in their face, slowing down or stopping fast breaks and making quick jump shots much harder. What's more, the AI will start to decipher what you like doing a lot faster than before, forcing you to change up your tactics during transition play. If you like perimeter shooting, they'll start doubling up on the wings, which will make you pass the ball inside

Saturday, January 13, 2007


• iPhone - Steve Jobs says today he is introducing three "revolutionary products" -- A widescreen iPod with touch controls, a mobile phone, a breakthrough internet communications device... All in one device.
New Apple device combines iPod, phone, internet communicator. "Revolutionary user interface." "Years of development." Touchscreen interface -- no physical buttons. Runs Mac OS X -- Apps, syncing, networking, multi-tasking, video, etc. Everything synced -- iTunes music and videos, Mac data, email, notes, etc.

1 Terabyte HDD coming soon

Seagate has been pumping out its 750GB hard drives since April 2006. Well apparently the company had enough of all the “when’s there gonna be a one-terabyte drive?” questions and sent out an e-mail to the media letting us know that a drive of that size will be coming in the first half of 2007.

Seagate’s 1TB hard drive will be our second generation 3.5-inch hard drive to feature capacity-boosting perpendicular recording technology, and it will use fewer heads and discs than similar-capacity products we expect to see from our competitors. It is clear that fewer heads and discs, along with our proven perpendicular technology, can increase drive reliability, and also reduce operating temperatures, power consumption, noise, and weight